Why aren't you making candy?	The hair lights up too (without spark from stage lighting)
I think you cracked your egg  (or your egg's just a crack)	Warmin' up for a game of Twister
Long live the king (not Elvis)	They look so deviously happy (Notice the rock!)
Hey behbeh...how you doin?	Looks like a Michael Jackson move (just place right hand on crotch)
It's early...everybody's still sober	Umm...not so early any more