Why aren't you making candy?


The hair lights up too
(without spark from stage lighting)


 I think you cracked your egg
 (or your egg's just a crack)


Warmin' up for a game of Twister


 Long live the king (not Elvis)


They look so deviously happy
(Notice the rock!)


 Hey behbeh...how you doin?


Looks like a Michael Jackson move
(just place right hand on crotch)


 It's early...everybody's still sober


Umm...not so early any more


Last but not least, our very own beauty queen